Terms and Conditions

Welcome to Lacy Blue Venture, a satirical, artistic, and deeply unserious space on the internet. By accessing or using this website, you agree to the following terms. If that bothers you, feel free to exit stage left.

Let’s be crystal clear: This is not a real e-commerce site.

• No products are available for sale.
   
• No payments are processed.
   
• No shipping, delivery, or customer service will occur — because again, this is not a real store.
   
• Everything you see here is intended as art, satire, or parody — not commerce.
   

If you’ve arrived here expecting to buy lingerie, vengeance accessories, or poetic insults in textile form, we appreciate your enthusiasm but must decline your business.

This site is a creative project that explores themes of betrayal, identity, and petty couture. Names, events, characters, and incidents are either the product of the creator’s imagination or used in a satirical context. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental... or poetic justice.

Because this is not a functioning storefront:

• We are not liable for any misunderstandings, broken hearts, or bruised egos resulting from your visit.
   
• No refunds will be issued, because no purchases were made.
   
• If you attempt to engage in a transaction and somehow succeed, that’s on you and possibly the matrix.
   

All content, including product names, descriptions, images, and design elements, are the intellectual property of Blue Lacy Venture. You may not copy, reuse, or repost this content without express permission — unless you're writing a scathing exposé, in which case, please spell our names right.

We may update these Terms from time to time, especially if the satire evolves, the pettiness deepens, or the legal heat gets a little too real.